This comic made me think about the people I see in Richmond park very weekend.
If you can afford to strap your bling bicycle to you car, which quite often is bling too, why are you driving to a park inside London. And not outside London, say to the Surrey Hills or even further afield to do your afternoon ride.
And Richmond Park isn’t that far away from most of London so why not ride to the park. If the park is too far away for you to ride then you are closer to many other places around London that is nicer to ride to than Richmond Park.